'Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say “fuck me” in Spanish. She claimed it was “pollo frito”. I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming “fried chicken.” FML'
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WHY U SO EMOOOOOO
one of my all-time favourite
'Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say “fuck me” in Spanish. She claimed it was “pollo frito”. I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming “fried chicken.” FML'
your joke made me tear instead...
once upon a time, there was a man called aman..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHIA YANDA
Imagine Kevin sashaying his way into ethics
class tomorrow. And he slams open the door..
HAHAHAHA. Cass, i think your imitation is funnier.
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